okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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