I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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