kristin has been a bad kristin
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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