I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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