people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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