at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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