No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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