that's an acceptable place to lick
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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