forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I deserve this hangover.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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