I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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