Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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