went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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