How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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