"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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