so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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