i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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