And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You made out with two different species that night
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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