Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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