Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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