I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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