Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
