What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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