So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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