are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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