you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
