Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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