What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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