He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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