She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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