I don't remember. Are we still dating?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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