Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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