it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
