oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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