I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just pee around me
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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