i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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