u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
