Non-Jews are for practice
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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