...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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