Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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