Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it glows. i had to have it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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