He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
