Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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