She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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