Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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