yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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