SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
did you just send me my own nude
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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