Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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