drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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