Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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