How'd it feel making her break her religion?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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